Who's a Big Winner?

Yes, that sets the serious tone I was hoping for with this blog. But my new sandals arrived today and they are very nice. I broke down and ordered real Birkenstocks, despite being a notoriously cheap, cheap man, because my other generic sandals imploded into pieces. The Birkenstock Malibu Sport version is comfortable--they are a little big, because I was scarred for life by a single pair of too tight sandals and now tend to order them in snowshoe size, but that won't be a problem. Only $32 bucks for REAL Birkenstocks, no taxes, no shipping fees! Who's a big winner? Steve is!